Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean is the seventh episode of the live-action TV series, and a Christmas episode. It originally aired over ITV on December 29, 1992.
Plot
Act One: Christmas decoration shopping
Mr. Bean visits Harrods during a very busy Christmas shopping spree, causing his usual brand of chaos by behaving rather inappropriately while inside such a prestigious department store. After parking directly at the front of the store and harassing a man dressed as Santa Claus by pulling his fake beard. Once inside the store Bean proceeds to shop for Christmas decorations, subjecting them to his usual scrutiny—if it breaks, don't buy it. But he only takes one. He then notices packs of Christmas lights which he tests using the same socket used for the exterior Christmas lights, plunging the exterior of the store into darkness in the process. Afterwards, he goes to pay for his items when he looks around the shop and then starts playing with the figurines in an in-store display, performing his own Nativity scene involving a Royal Guard parade, sheep (and a sheepdog he accidentally throws in and retrieves from above), a truck, a Dalek, a T-rex, a helicopter with a magnet, all the characters repeatedly shushing each other and also the bedroom of a barbie house. The store manager stops him by putting a figurine of a policeman onto the set. Bean is giving his bag of shopping and leaves content with his work while the store manager looks on.
Act Two: In town
Bean meets his girlfriend in town, she sees a beautiful ring inside a shop window (next to a portrait of a couple) and drags him over to it trying to give him the message that she wants it as a present. He lets her know he understands, and she is happy to see him entering the shop after she leaves.. He wins a free turkey by cheating, then upon seeing another man dressed as Father Christmas decides to pull the beard again (only for the beard to be real), causing Bean to make a quick exit while the man recovers. He also volunteers to collect money for a Salvation Brass Band performing in the shopping centre. He catches a young boy robbing people and, rather than return the stolen items, instead forces the boy to donate them and gives the thief's items to the band conductor. Bean then ends up conducting the band in his own way while the conductor tries on the items that the pickpocket stole. Mr Bean leaves to buy a Christmas tree, however the last ones are sold. He therefore decides to steal the town's very large Christmas tree instead..
Act Three: Decorating
At home Bean prepares for Christmas Eve by setting up the top of the Christmas tree that he stole. Meaning to saw off more of it, he drops it, crashing down on the fence and street below. Mr Bean then seals an envelope and takes several Christmas cards, out to door only to drop them back through his letter box and acts surprised — all of the same design, and hangs them on a string above the tree. After, he makes a “super cracker”, a Christmas cracker with many fuses from other crackers. He lights the fireplace and puts out the stockings for Father Christmas; one for himself, one for his Teddy and a tiny one for a mouse but he meows instead of saying merry Christmas. He tries to find something good to watch on TV despite war films airing on every channel. A group of carol singers arrive at the door and Bean sits down, drinking wine and eating chocolates while he listens and then slams the door in their face rudely, without giving them anything, even though he brings his box of chocolates to the door. Now tired, Bean takes off his robe and goes to Bed.
Act Four: Christmas morning
The next morning, Bean wakes up excited and discovers what Santa Claus gave him. In his stocking was his other sock, Teddy got a tin of two drawing pins to replace his eyes. The eyes give Teddy a new look, so Bean holds up Three fingers to test the new eyes. The mouse got a piece of cheese—which Bean places on a mousetrap. Later that afternoon he starts to prepare the turkey, but loses his watch while stuffing it, and pokes his head inside, getting it stuck on his head just as Irma arrives. He picks up a crosscut saw to try to get it off, but accidentally freaks her out. She then helps Bean get the turkey off. Later, they have dinner (a sandwich and carrot slices each), she remembers the mistletoe she hung on his paper lamp earlier and goes to give him his present but hiding it behind his back, so he gets it if he kisses her. He mimics her and tries to kiss her but unwilling to, he tells her to look the other way while he grabs the present. Ignoring her anger, he opens it excitedly and it turns out it's a model classic ship. He then marvels at all the little bits and guns and parts in the plastic frame. Then he remembers her present, so Bean gives her it but she's puzzled at the fact it's rather big and flat: it turns out to not be the engagement ring she wanted, but the portrait used as part of the shop's window dressing for the ring, which he believed is what she was pointing to. She begins to cry, but Bean says to himself "I forgot the main bit" He takes out a ring box and hands it to her. As she opens the box eagerly, she discovers that, again, it was not an engagement ring but in fact a hook, meant for hanging the picture. She then leaves the flat angrily slamming the door behind her. A confused and hurt Bean mutters "What was wrong with it?" At the end of the episode, an outside view of Bean's window is given, as he pulls the "super cracker" he made earlier saying Merry Christmas to himself; it produces a bright flash seen through the curtains, with the town's tree below.
Extended scene
An extended scene, which is not seen in the original broadcast of the episode. But was included in the American broadcasts on HBO and included in some home media versions, where Bean attempts to win the turkey he eventually ended up wearing on his head. The contest being to guess the turkey's weight, he sneaks a pair of scales to the counter; having already weighed himself, he subtracts his weight from the combined weight using a Casio calculator. The person in charge of the contest is shocked when Bean guesses the exact weight (to three decimal places) and wins it. He then roughly throws the turkey into his car boot and slams it shut.
Trivia
- This is the final appearance of Irma Gobb in the live-action series.
- Running gag: Mr. Bean pulls Santa Claus' beard
- The conductor is shown putting on jewelry in what is presumably his car, implying he isn't donating what he collects, but is rather greedily stealing it for himself.
- The turkey scene is reused in the film Bean. It is also an inspiration for the animated series episode, "Dinner for Two."
- During the nativity scene, Bean was using the Harrods toy guards and hums a marching tune that was frequently similar to Blackadder Goes Forth, which Atkinson starred. Also, a toy Dalek from Doctor Who can be seen when it vaporized the toy lamb as Atkinson will later appear in the Comic Relief special, The Curse of the Fatal Death.
- This a second time Mr. Bean send himself a letter; the first is in "The Return of Mr. Bean."
- The usual opening credits of Mr. Bean's television series (showing the words "Mr. Bean" instead of the episode title) started with this episode. This did not happen on the original VHS release.
- This is the last episode to air on Thames Television.
- This is also the last episode to be written by Richard Curtis.
- This episode went back to being shot on video. The next episode would be shot entirely on film.
- This is the first episode to use the instrumental version of the theme song using different musical instruments in the ending credits.
- This is the only episode Irma talks, she's never even spoken before in previous episodes.
Goofs
- The turkey decreases in size when Mr. Bean gets it stuck on his head.
Mr. Bean |
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Episodes |
Mr. Bean • The Return of Mr. Bean • The Curse of Mr. Bean • Mr. Bean Goes to Town • The Trouble with Mr. Bean • Mr. Bean Rides Again • Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean • Mr. Bean in Room 426 • Do-It-Yourself Mr. Bean • Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean • Back to School, Mr. Bean • Tee Off, Mr. Bean • Goodnight Mr. Bean • Hair by Mr. Bean of London |
Compilation |
The Best Bits of Mr. Bean |
Unaired sketches |
The Library • The Bus Stop |
Deleted scenes |
Turkey Weight • Armchair Sale • Marching • Playing With Matches |
Comic Reliefs |
Mr. Bean's Red Nose Day• Blind Date• Torvill & Bean • Mr. Bean's Wedding • Funeral |
Remake sketches |
Mr. Bean Takes an Exam • Mr. Bean Goes to a Première |
Commercials |
Rema 1000 • M&M's • PolyGram Filmed Entertainment • Fujifilm • Nissan Tino • Snickers • Etisalat |
Youtube specials |
Mr. Bean's 25th Anniversary • Beans Gets Diamond Play Button |
Films |
Bean • Mr. Bean's Holiday |