Hot Date/Transcript

Irma: Disgusting!

Man: For You!

Woman: Thank You! Can’t catch me! (Laughs)

Irma: (coughs to get Bean’s attention)

Bean: (looking through a hole through an ice cream cone at Irma) Hello! (Laughs)

Bean: Get off! (Grunts) Girls (softly)

Irma: Ugh! Come on Lottie!

(Later in the car, Mr Bean turns on the radio, to Irma’s anger, she then spots a romance movie playing at the cinema)

Irma: Stop!

(At the cinema, Bean spots an action movie playing!)

Bean: That’s the one! Come on!

Irma: No! (Points to the romance movie) That One.

Bean: (Moans in Disgust)

Irma: Please! Please!

Bean: Okay Okay Alright!

Irma: (comes back with the movie tickets) One for you! Now, don’t be late! Eight O’Clock. Goodbye!

Bean: Bye.

Bean: (Laughs at the TV) (Later woken up by the sound of gunshots on TV and realises he is late for the movie) Ahh! Quick! Gotta Go! Gotta Go!

(In the Cinema)

Bean: (Laughing at his comic book in the cinema)

Irma: For Goodness Sake!

Man in Movie: No Mary, Don’t leave me! Mary, look at me, look at me! Don’t Do This!

Woman in Movie: I see a bright light.

Man in Movie: Whatever you do, don’t go into the light!

Nurse in Movie: Yes, Doctor.

Doctor: Scalpel. We got her.

Man: Doctor, she’s fighting through! Doctor! She’s Alive! (Movie Ends)

Irma sees a photo booth.

Irma: Ah Come On, in Here!

Irma looks at the photos to see Mr Bean pulling funny faces.

Irma: Oh You!

Bean: Nice!

Later, In a Restaurant

Waiter: Yes, how wonderful to have you in my establishment. I’ll bring the menu your way.

Irma and Bean: Thank You.

Irma: Ugh

Bean: What?

Irma: Look!

Bean: Oh alright!

Irma falls off a chair as Bean pulls one out for her, a musician sees her fall.

Musician: Let me help you up. There you are.

A waiter hands Bean a menu and he orders 2 fish and chips.

Waiter: (clears throat) Care to try the wine sir?

Bean: Thank You! Very Nice!

Waiter offers him another glass.

Bean: Oh no, no, no , I’m driving.

Waiter: Madam?

Bean starts to make music by tapping the glasses with his cutlery, which annoys the main waiter.

Waiter: What is that oaf doing with my crystal ware?!

Bean: Sorry.

Bean tries a bit of mustard, which he likes, and then proceeds to eat a spoonful, which makes his mouth hot and his eyes water, as the musicians play their music at Beans Table.

Bean: The Toile..The Toil…The Toilet….The Toilet?!?!

Musicians: Upstairs.

Bean then runs upstairs to Irma’s embarrassment.

Later, the waiter returns with the couples bill.

Bean can’t find his money, to everyone’s disgust.

Musician: Dios Mio!

Irma then attempts to pay the bill.

Irma: Just a minute.

Bean then remembers that he left his wallet on the ironing board at home.

Bean: (Gasps) Of Course! I’ll be right back! Quick! Quick!

One musician then whispers to the other and laughs.

He then offers to pay for the meal to win Irma’s heart.

Musician: I Pay, it’s for you.

Irma: For Me?!

Bean then returns to the restaurant to see Irma dancing with one of the musicians.

Musician: Irma, what a beautiful name.

Irma: Thanks.

Bean: Well I Never!

The Musician then calls Irma as she walks out of the restaurant and offers her a drive in his car.

Musician: I’ll take you for a ride in my car.

The Blue Reliant Regal then emerges from an alleyway, whom Bean believes the couple are driving in. Bean proceeds to chase the car. Then, Irma and the Musician emerge in a convertible sports car and drive away.

The Couple Stop at the side of the road in the sports car and prepare to kiss.

Musician: So…

The Blue Reliant Regal smashes then into the back of the musicians car which sends him into a fit of rage. He then runs to the drivers side window of the blue car and starts beating up the driver.

Musicians: What Do you think you’re doing eh! I don’t believe you! I can’t believe it! I only repaired this car! You’re completely mad! I will kill you! kill you! kill you! You Maniac!

Irma then jumps out of the car, worried and into Bean’s Car, the pair begin to laugh and then drive away, ending the episode.