Pizza Bean/Transcript


 * Mr. Bean: Lunch time, Teddy! What can we make? (Sees a Don Crustyoni's Pizza Take Away Menu) Or. (Grabs Don Crustyoni's Pizza take Away Menu) I can just get a pizza. Yes, I think I will. Hello
 * Delivery Man: Don Crustyoni's.
 * Don Crustyoni: One hundred, two hundred...
 * Delivery Man: One pepperoni pizza? On it's way.
 * Mr. Bean: Come on, come on. Oh, thank you. (Gives him cash) Keep the change. (Sighs) Ahhh! Right. What!? But... Look at... Hmm. Do you want a bite, Teddy? No! Okay! (Sighs) I'm still hungry!! (Sighs) Hmm. I wonder if I can make my own pizza... Puddle and the flour. Very nice! Oh! Achoo! Oooooh! I'm sorry, Teddy. Ah. Oh, dear! I will sprinkle for a little bit of that. Sprinkle a little bit of this. It's you! Ah! Yummy! That is... brilliant! I've paid good money for one of these. Ah. There's an idea! Tah-dah! Go! Pizza Bean. Excellent pizza! Pizza Bean. They're really large. Pizza Bean. They're really good. Oh, Pizza Bean.
 * Delivery man: Huh? Ooh.
 * Mr. Bean: (Sighs) Pizza Bean. Oh, yes, yes, okay. Pizza Bean. Yeah, I've got it. Thank you, thank you! Bye! Hello. Pizza Bean. Thank you. (Sighs) Pizza Bean. Yeah. Thank you! (Sighs) Yes, yes. No, no, no. Carry on, carry on. Thank you! (Sighs) Look at that! Ah. Thank you very much! Right, yes, yes. Yes, got that. Pizza mushroom. Bye. Yes, I will. (Sighs) Yes, I'm fine, bye! Oh! Hmm. I wonder... Excellent!
 * guy: Pepperoni, please.
 * Mr. Bean: Pepperoni, yes. Thank you, bye! Brilliant! Delivery time!
 * Delivery Man: (Snores)
 * Don Crustyoni: Why are no orders? (Sighs)
 * Mr. Bean: Teddy! This is crazy! Hello, Pizza Bean!
 * Guy: I'd like to order a pizza.
 * Mr. Bean: Could you hang on a minute, please?
 * Guy: Hello?
 * Mr. Bean: Thank you. Hello, Pizza Bean! Could I call you back? Thank you. Oh, honestly... You take it!
 * Guy: Hello?
 * Mr. Bean: Can't stop, teddy! Sorry!
 * Guy: Hello.
 * Don Crustyoni: Why are no orders? I am losing a fortune. (Sees Pizza Bean Menu) What's this? (Grabs Pizza Bean Menu)
 * Delivery man: Some new guy!
 * Don Crustyoni: Hmm. Ah.
 * Mr. Bean: But, that is it! No more! We're closed! (Sighs) Oh, I don't believe it! Okay, one last, one. Pizza Bean! Okay, yes, I've got that! Thank you, bye!
 * Don Crustyoni: (Laughs)
 * Mr. Bean: Very nice! Pizza Bean! What's going on?
 * Don Crustyoni: Enter. Ahh, Senior Bean!
 * Mr. Bean: Oh, good evening.
 * Don Crustyoni: Do you know who I am?
 * Mr. Bean: No...
 * Don Crustyoni: I am Don Crustyoni.
 * Mr. Bean: (Gasps) The pizza man! I've got a belta pit with you. But, I can wait...
 * Don Crustyoni: This town ain't big enough for the both of us. I'm putting you out of business......... Permanetly! Boys!
 * Mr. Bean: Oh...
 * Don Crustyoni: ERRGH! Come here, you!
 * Mr. Bean: Oh, no!
 * Don Crustyoni: No escape!
 * Mr. bean: No, no, please!
 * Don Crustyoni: Come here, you!
 * Mr. Bean: Take that!
 * (Mr. Bean throws a Teddy Pizza at Don Crustyoni's face)
 * Don Crustyoni: Ooh. Ah. That's a good pizza!
 * Mr. Bean: Really?
 * Don Crustyoni: Si, si. Best I ever tasted.
 * Mr. Bean: Really? Good.
 * Don Crustyoni: You must tell me your secret!
 * Mr. Bean: Oh. My secret? Well...
 * Don Crustyoni: It Pizza Machine! Interesting! I'm going to make you an offer... You can't refuse! (Gives him some cash) This for your machine!
 * Mr. Bean: (Gasps)
 * Don Crustyoni: (Laughs)
 * Mr. Bean: yes, yes.
 * Waiter: Ah, is misour is decided yet?
 * Mr. Bean: Um, I think I'll have a pizza. Please.
 * Waiter: Oh.
 * Mr. Bean: (Sighs)